February 2010
158 posts
January 2010
195 posts
1000th post!!!
transmogrification:
To the 160 people who are following this blog, I’d like to say that I am surprised beyond belief that Transmogrify Me is on anyone’s radar. When I began this blog, I intended it to be a personal collection of photos of women who inspire me - and don’t get me wrong, it still is. Beyond that, though, it’s also become quite an accurate indicator of where I am aligned personally,...
Carly Is The Best Chatter Ever.
Carly:
nope im so bored im reading missed connections on craigs list
that shit is so funnty
Me:
haha
ya it is
OH!
imma post one soon
Carly:
lol what?
whyy
Me:
a missed connection
Carly:
why?
Me:
cus i met the girl of my dreams
haha
and i dont know her name
lol
Carly:
oh?
do tell
Me:
well I was at my MIC class
and she was there too
across the room
and we basically had eye sex
haha
and I was going to ask her to come to lunch with me
Carly:
LOLLL
Me:
but then the teacher realized that the last playoff games started at 1
Carly:
the concept of eye sex
ohhh dearrr
Me:
and hes like if you guys give up lunch I'll have you out of here by 130
so naturally everyone accepted his offer
and I never saw her again
Carly:
ohhhhh lame
Me:
sigh
Carly:
sooo what does sje loook like??!?
lol
*she
Me:
well it started at 8 in the morning on a sunday
so everyone except me looked like shit
but thats just cus im hot
but she has long brown hair
Carly:
lolll what
Me:
whats confusing about that?
Carly:
nothing lol
Me:
good
Carly:
lol
your funny
Me:
i know
but she had longish brown hair
Carly:
oh?
Me:
ya
she wasnt like "hot"
but she was extremely cute
which is an acceptable tradeof for me
tradeoff
Carly:
haha
Me:
ya
and she had like the cutest smile
Carly:
lol
Me:
which made the eye sex even better
Carly:
whhat?
ohhh dear
Car park ticket machine says "change is possible"....
inevitablefragments:
I like its attitude.
Zombies Are Not Amused.
Carly:
my group is there
its 963654637292 degrees in here
Me:
gross
Carly:
tell me about it
Me:
well first people are going to get sweaty
and thats gross
but its not the worst part
then people are going to get angry
Carly:
im angry
Me:
and they'll start fighting
Carly:
and i want to go home
Me:
and then someone will get killed
Carly:
lol
Me:
and the temperature will be so great that some dormant bacteria will be unleased
Carly:
oh my god stop
Me:
and said bacteria would turn dead bodies into zombies basically
and more people would be killed and turned into zombies
Carly:
stop
Me:
and then the zombies would wipe out every trace of humans
Carly:
really stop
Me:
dont you like it
?
Carly:
no
Me:
why not
i was having so much fun
Carly:
im tired
im warm
and i want my bed
Me:
I set out with a goal of mentioning zombies, and then it just went from there
Carly:
lol
...
Me:
should our chat be called "Zombies" or "Not Amused?"
Carly:
not amued zombies
*noty amusbchij;skdbchj
fuck
zombies are not amused
Batter Blaster Pancakes Aren't Half Bad
bhard:
And now you know.
Oh dear god. Those are the worst things ever! They taste like Aerosol!
clientsfromhell:
Client: We like the design, but could you make the blues all the same.
Me: It’s the same blue through out the design.
Client: It looks like different blues.
Me: That’s because colors are perceived differently dependent on neighboring colors.
Client: That’s stupid.
